Cuando la vida golpea la puerta, hay que dejar muchas cosas de lado, incluyendo a los amigos y algunos proyectos. Uno de mis proyectos más ambiciosos ha sido
DPortal CMS, al cual le he tenido mucho cariño.
DPortal CMS nació originalmente para soportar a la nueva
Ojamajo Web, pero que por falta de coordinación, la Web no salió a la luz con más que un
Grupo de Facebok, y por lo tanto, dejé el proyecto de lado por más de un año.
Si lo dejé de lado fue quizás por flojera, a diferencia de otra persona que
por circunstancias de la vida tuvo que dejar muchas cosas de lado, pero ya se ha hablado del asunto y la gente, por alguna razón, aún no comprende, no hay forma ¬¬
Lo cierto es que un
Programa NO es muy diferente a un Dibujo o un Fanfic; es una Creación, que requiere tiempo y dedicación, arreglar errores y agregar nuevas características. También pensé en traspasar el control del Proyecto a otra persona para que lo mejore, pero eso NO significa que le haya perdido el interés en mi Proyecto. De eso se trata el mundo del
Software libre, pero hay gente que no entiende el concepto.
Hace un tiempo vi mi
Proyecto en un sitio Web de por ahí, como alternativa a los CMS más populares y completos como
Joomla! y
Drupal, y eso me animó a seguir. Ojalá se haga conocido, pero más importante es que unos pocos lo prueben y me digan qué tal les parece o.o
Por ahora me voy a avocar a lo mio, a mi Proyecto y al posible empleo que ojalá encuentre pronto. Pero NO pienso dejar de lado a los que quiero y me han apoyado, no señor!
Para los que quieran probar DPortal CMS, pueden descargarlo desde Google Code:
http://code.google.com/p/dportalcms/downloads
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Creo que la gente realmente no me entiende y mal interpreta todo lo que digo (ya di todas las razones del mundo para que tengan razón en lo que piensan). Si sólo se fijan en la forma en como uno dice las cosas y no es capaz de comprender el fondo, no tiene derecho a opinar; eso se llama algo más que Comprensión de lectura.
Y, si aún así no me entienden, aquí les dejo un Manual para que quede todo claro:
DAVOD(1) Ojamajo Web utilities DAVOD(1)
NAME
davod — a huge (and usless) multipurpose utility for Forums
SYNOPSIS
davod [options] ...
DESCRIPTION
davod is a huge and useless program, that attemps to help
you for daily tasks, or, laughtig of them. If no parameters
are provided, program perform random actions, acording to
the hour of day or month of year.
This program takes fucions of nuke(8) and flame(1) in a
single program.
OPTIONS
-d, --daemon
Daemonize the program and turn off all output to
STDOUT; all messages are logged, according to
--verbosity parameter. Please don't call with
this parameter directly; use the init scriprt.
-D, --dry-run
Do not anything. Only for debug purposes.
-f, --fud=
With this option, diffamate any user or theme using
the FUD algorithm, that is the most sophisticated.
It can, silenty and incognitily, desquiciate all
users in a Forum/Usenet without guilt; It's perfect.
-h, --homer
Gets davod really REALLY furious as Homer Simpson,
and can destroy all, including friends. Use with
caution!!!
-k [name], --kamikaze[=name]
Turns Kamikaze mode on, and attemps to nuke a user,
without worring on the integrity of the system.
System can halt before nuking user, or worse, can
destroy the entrie disk! Don't invoke as root!
-l filelist, --fileist=filelist
List of names that users or forums/usenet, that
will be nuked.
-m, --march
Force "March" (third month of the year) or
"Idiot Troll" mode. With with called, davod acts as
an uncontrolled and stupid Troll that can
desquiciate any user on Forums or Usenet. Also, if
is is called with --fud, davod can diffamate others
users or themes that cause extremely hating and
(over) heating.
-o [forum], --ojamajospage[=forum]
The program protect forum/usenets in Whitelist
against other trolls that attemp to nuke them. Also,
help users to make their jobs for community more
easy, and automatize the proces of
moderate/administrate forums and making MODS for
phpBB automatically.
This mode option should be used alone, without any
other option mode (see bellow).
-r, --red-essense
Inmunize any attemp to stop the program. This is
available only if the program is called by root
(using the init script).
-t [name], --tsory[=user]
Tells to davod to bark as a little puppy or give
tongues. Also, it can defend user as a guardian dog,
but is usless because davod is tiny as a "chiguagua"
and can be terminated by any user, except if is
called by root or Chuck Norris.
-v {0|2|4}, --verbosity={0|2|4}
Sets the Verbosity lever of output/logging. 0 turns
off all autput (silent mode). 2 show only errors.
4, a lot of debug.
NOTE FOR OPTIONS
The following "mad" options are MANDATORY, and a least of
one should be used (unless if is called without options):--fud, --homer, --kamekaze and --march
--ojamajospage is a "good" option, and can not be combined
with "mad" options. If any "mad" option is used, and a
"good" is used, the last will be ignored and "mad" option
prevails. Only a "mad" or "good" option should be used.
ENVIRONMENT
USERS is a list of default users that should be nuked.
FRIENDS is a whitelist of friends that shouldn't be nuked.
FORUM is the default forum/usenet to nuke.
FILES
/usr/share/davod/whitelist
Friends of user
/usr/share/davod/blacklist
Enemies that should be nuked
/etc/davod.conf
Configuration of the program and default values
(especially for init script).
BUGS
Probably a lot. But, if you don't know davod, please
DON'T JUDGE THEIR OR SEND ANY BUG!
In Ubuntu version, calling davod with --tsory, may cause a
infinity loop, known as "Dog chasing its own tail". Debian
version (sid and onwards) haven't this problem.
In Solaris version, --tsory feature has been disabled
because can freeze the system if is called as root.
Only Chuck Norris can stop them.
SEE ALSO
anakin(6)
bosskill(8)
flame(1)
luser(8)
guru(8)
melody(6)
normality(5)
nuke(8)
tsory(1)
DAVOD(6)
También creo que les hace falta:
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
NAME
sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b buggery
-B<animal>
bestiality with <animal>
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d<file>
get a date with the features described in <file>
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-T<number>
voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
AUTHOR
Chuck Norris.
HISTORY
Oldest program ever.
Un poco de humor no viene mal a pesar de todo, ¿no?
